The Kingdom of Womble 8168 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.036 billion Womble 8168ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.0%.

The strong Womble 8168ian economy, worth 375 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Cheese Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 46,675 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 300,829 per year while the poor average 2,925, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 8168's national animal is the cobra, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 8168 is ranked 235,350^th in the world and 9,404^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.